"Oh, yes. I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I didn't like the rough and tumble most boys were into. I knew I was a sissy." - Robert Crumb

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Competition time.

I do love all the comments you twisted people leave for me. Even the anonymous ones. So, as a thank you for making this blog worthwhile, it's competition time! I want you to tell me what this beautiful Ice Goddess is saying to me on the phone. The most depraved/funniest/best comment will win a prize, though fuck knows what that'll be. Get scribbling faggots. Your comments can be as long as you like and you can enter as many times as you want. Let me know what you REALLY think of me. Ha ha ha.


  1. Her voice (cooing)

    Now, my sissy faggot I want you to slide into your skimpiest denim skirt, fishnets, and sluttiest top and head down to the rest stop on route 113. You know the one, where all the rednecks and truckers and big black men stop to piss and jerk off. Guess who's g, going to be their little faggot? That's right, baby girl, you. I want you to make yourself up like a whore and suck at least five cocks, that's the minimum, and judging by the size of men that wander the little crappy yard in front, your jaw will be hurting. I want pictures, too, of cum on your face, on you mouth, on your ruined lipstick. I want you to find at least one man to piss down your throat. I'm going to leave if it up to you in terms of how many fuck you. That's right, you'll be in sole command of that directive, because I trust that you are such a depraved slut that you will at least get stretched by one cock, if not two. And I want pictures, you fucking bitch, to send to your wife and parents, to show them what a slut I've tricked you out to be...

  2. Claire Honey……Mommy will be home soon. I hope you have a clean diaper on faggy gurl, and are you wearing the special clothes in the package from Birch Place ?

    You know the package containing all the faggot outfits you’ve always dreamed of wearing ? Namely the Jessica Sissy Dress, the Prissy Panties and the Meekie Baby Bonnet ? hmmm?......That’s wonderful you Sissy Panty Wearing Faggot !! Mommy is so proud of her big Swishy Baby Kins. If you are a Very Good Gurl --- Mommy will milk you into those fluffy diapers and allow you to sleep all night in your gooey pissy filled necessity garment. We both know you can’t help but wet yourself, but the cummies will be a real treat won’t they ?
    So when I say be a Good Gurl, I mean I’m bringing home a Real Man Don’t worry sweetie he knows I have a Faggot Sissy Maid waiting for us.

    So being a Good Gurl entails cleaning up Mommy’s Sopping Pussy after a real Man Deposits His Juices. I know you will be ready, I’m hanging up now you have 20 minutes.

    Kisses You Faggot Prtissy Baby Cock Sucker.

  3. She is saying your man is out with another woman and been gettin it on!