"Oh, yes. I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I didn't like the rough and tumble most boys were into. I knew I was a sissy." - Robert Crumb

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Competition time.

I do love all the comments you twisted people leave for me. Even the anonymous ones. So, as a thank you for making this blog worthwhile, it's competition time! I want you to tell me what this beautiful Ice Goddess is saying to me on the phone. The most depraved/funniest/best comment will win a prize, though fuck knows what that'll be. Get scribbling faggots. Your comments can be as long as you like and you can enter as many times as you want. Let me know what you REALLY think of me. Ha ha ha.

Friday, 29 April 2011

Miss Sissy (the fucked up dial goes up to 11)

I walk past this poster everyday and it turns me on every day. The girl in the advert is Belén Rodríguez, an Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress who lives and works in Italy. I love girls with big hair, especially brunettes and her firm arse and lovely legs are perfect. I love the pose, the heels, the clothes, everything but that's not the main reason it turns me on. The look on her face is what really gets me going. It's like she's looking straight in to me, in to my soul and she can see what I really am and it amuses her.

"You like what you see but it confuses you doesn't it sissy? You're turned on by my beauty and part of you still thinks you should want to have sex with a gorgeous woman like me but the rest of you wants to be humiliated by me. Perhaps I should pull down these jeans and let you have your way with me...but that's not going to happen is it? Your little wee wee doesn't respond to pussy anymore does it? No, you've let yourself be conditioned to be a cock craving feminized faggot and moist vaginas do nothing for you now. Maybe you'll get a surprise when I remove these pants. Maybe there's actually a big, meaty cock hanging between my legs instead. Oh, that's got you excited hasn't it?! Shame I'm just playing with you. Ha ha what a loser!"

"But you're still attracted to me aren't you cock sucker? Tell you what, I'll let you rub yourself up against me like a canine on heat. You can fuck my leg like a dog and if you bark while doing it, I may let you play dress up afterwards. You'd like that wouldn't you Princess?"

"Little Miss Squidgy can't get hard. Little Miss Squidgy can't get hard. Little Miss Squidgy can't get hard. Little Miss Squidgy can't get hard. Isn't that right Princess? Bet you'd have no problems getting hard for my boyfriend..."

"Now put on your sissy dress and stop pretending to be a man. You're not a man. You're not a woman. You're a sissy and I'm going to destroy the last vestiges of your masculinity. You were never a real man and never will be. You're my human barbie doll now and you're going to love it. Isn't that right Miss Sissy."

“'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Sissy Faggot Michelle

This is my new sissy friend Michelle. Isn't she a hot little feminized faggot? She's suggested I post these two pics of her comparing her clitty to a butt plug and showing off the proper placement. She's an avid reader of this blog and our warped sissy faggot brains appear to be on the exact same wavelength. As Michelle herself put it, "we are across the pond sissy fags that are miles apart but think so much alike we could be sisters." I like the idea of being sissy sisters living together in our big pink sissy house, styling each others hair, sharing clothes and talking about boys while doing our make-up. What a pair of cock hungry mincers we'd be! Shame we live so far apart but we can still be swishy sissy sisters online. I'll leave the last words to Michelle, "Ms Holly has done a wonderful job with you, but there always was a total gay tranny faggot underneath your boy persona to work with !! Same as me !!"

Saturday, 23 April 2011

Sissy in Wonderland (another picture of me)

I mentioned in an earlier post that I'd bought an Alice in Wonderland sissy dress from Birchplace. It's pink and white as opposed to to the blue and white one on the link and I adore it. Here's a quick pic of me wearing it. If any of you horny faggots want to see the rest of me wearing it then email me and I may email some pics back to you. The fucked up geniuses behind TVFA and Kara are guaranteed these pics if my two sissy heroes want to see them.

It's impossible not to be a swishy, femmy faggot when wearing it with 5 inch heels and fishnets. My arse wiggles delightfully when I minced about in it and I couldn't look more of a feminised queer if I tried. And believe me I am trying. I'm listening to feminizing hypnosis every night in bed and my inner sissy is firmly in control now. Isabella Valentine, Lady Lita, EMG and others are warping my gender and sexuality on a nightly basis and I'm plugging them into my ears and letting them do it. How pathetic is that? The most pathetic thing is that I keep listening to the Little Miss Squidgy files which means there's a very real chance I'll never be able to get it up with a real woman again. Ha ha, what a fucking sissy faggot cock sucker loser I am. I might as well start listening to Curse Forced Gay and be done with it.

Thursday, 14 April 2011

Further down the rabbit hole.

I recently received this Alice in Wonderland style sissy dress from Birchplace:


It's in pink and white as opposed to the blue and white version in the picture. I adore it and love wearing it with the 5 inch white heels from my earlier post 'Picture of Me.' It's safe to say only a total faggot would want to wear something like this so I might as well stop pretending I'm a man anymore and go further down the rabbit hole...

This is your life now. You can't even get it up for a real girl anymore...