"Oh, yes. I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I didn't like the rough and tumble most boys were into. I knew I was a sissy." - Robert Crumb
There are days when I see a picture of Lady Gaga and think she looks really beautiful and very hot. There are other days when she looks like a really lazy drag queen or a particularly skinny pre-pubescent boy. When she looks hot part of my brain tells me I want to sleep with her and another part wants her and her stylists to dress me up in similar hot faggot outfits and have me mince around to her songs. Here's some pictures of her looking hot and/or interesting:
I don't think she really has a cock but it would turn me on massively if she was shemale or hermaphrodite.
That's an amazing fit body. The cuts are slightly troubling but that is a very hot looking young woman. I misread "shameless" as "shemales" the first time I saw it. Wishful thinking?
I want to suck her disco stick.
These were made by a guy who plays with dolls. Hot.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. I want to be your Barbie doll bitch.
Alcoholic kind of mood lose my clothes, lose my lube cruising for a piece of fun looking out for number one different partner every night so narcotic outta sight what a gas, what a beautiful ass.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me. And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
Kind of buzz that lasts for days had some help from insect ways comes across all shy and coy just another nancy boy. Woman man or modern monkey just another happy junkie fifty pounds, press my button going down.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me. And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
Does his makeup in his room douse himself with cheap perfume eyeholes in a paper bag greatest lay I ever had kind of guy who mates for life gotta help him find a wife we're a couple, when our bodies double.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me. And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me. And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal, got the muse in my head she's universal, spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
Kelly Book in a pencil skirt. My cock is going to explode. I want to be with her and I want to be her. I'm such a fucked up faggot. Dress me up Kelly, please! I want to be your special little gay boi Barbie. Blouses, pencil skirts, stockings, heels, make-up, a sexy wiggle and flirtatious manner, beautiful long red nails and gorgeous, long perfectly styled hair. I so want to be a sexy secretary. I've got the skills to be one too but there don't seem to be many job adverts for tranny secretaries. I'd do all my work highly efficiently and then crawl into my boss's office on all fours with paper work between my teeth just like Maggie Gyllenhaal in the film Secretary. My Boss would beckon me over and I'd place the completed work on the desk and she'd lift up her skirt to reveal no panties and command me to worship her pussy. Or he'd beckon me over and demand I suck his cock dry while he completes a business deal on the phone. Or she'd beckon me over and lift up her skirt to reveal no panties covering her enormous shemale cock. Mmmmmmm...
