Pictures of Me

On the face of it, the very idea of me being a transvestite is fairly ridiculous. I'm 6' 2" with a large build and look like an average, slightly overweight, early thirties bloke in glasses. As far as I know nobody in my vanilla life knows or suspects that I'm a tranny and I reckon I'd be well down the list if somebody told them there was a secret crossdresser in their life. But put me in feminine clothes, make-up, wig, lingerie and heels and I look a different person to how you'd expect. I'm not convincing but I look and feel feminine when dressed. In short, I feel I look more attractive as a tranny than I do as a guy and judging by the number of men who message me telling me how sexy and pretty I look, I must be doing something right. Either that or there's loads of desperate tranny fanciers out there. You can't see my face in the pics below but its amazing how different I look with a bit of make-up and long hair.

I'm slightly envious of skinny, convincing transvestites but at the same time I think its more fun not being convincing. I find the exaggerated femininity of other TVs very arousing and looking very convincing kind of detracts from that. I might as well be looking at a real girl. Gender is socially constructed not biologically determined and the fact that a man like me can dress like a caricature of femininity and not look totally laughable proves that. Yeah, I don't look anything like a supermodel but I don't look like the "ladies" from Little Britain either. I look like a sissy faggot cocksucker and that's what I am.

Anyway, I'm sure you visit this blog to wank over the pictures not read rambling bollocks from me. So here's some (fairly old) pictures of me in all my faggoted non-glory. I await lots of abusive anonymous comments with baited breath...




My cocksucking lips. Open wide...


Ms Holly made me buy a lot of gay porn mags as part of my training. I was only allowed to masturbated over these and hated it at first. Amazing how quickly I went from hating it, to getting off on the humiliation of it, to enjoying it to getting really turned on by cocks. What a pathetic sissy faggot cocksucker.

Hot or Not?

There are days when I see a picture of Lady Gaga and think she looks really beautiful and very hot. There are other days when she looks like a really lazy drag queen or a particularly skinny pre-pubescent boy. When she looks hot part of my brain tells me I want to sleep with her and another part wants her and her stylists to dress me up in similar hot faggot outfits and have me mince around to her songs. Here's some pictures of her looking hot and/or interesting:



I don't think she really has a cock but it would turn me on massively if she was shemale or hermaphrodite.














That's an amazing fit body. The cuts are slightly troubling but that is a very hot looking young woman. I misread "shameless" as "shemales" the first time I saw it. Wishful thinking?


I want to suck her disco stick.




These were made by a guy who plays with dolls. Hot.








Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. I want to be your Barbie doll bitch.

I can't stop watching this

If you're not already addicted to faggotry, you will be after watching this...



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"Does his makeup in his room/douse himself with cheap perfume/eyeholes in a paper bag/greatest lay I ever had."

Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lube
cruising for a piece of fun
looking out for number one
different partner every night
so narcotic outta sight
what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

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"A dominant/submissive-themed romantic comedy-drama"

Kelly Book in a pencil skirt. My cock is going to explode. I want to be with her and I want to be her. I'm such a fucked up faggot. Dress me up Kelly, please! I want to be your special little gay boi Barbie.







Blouses, pencil skirts, stockings, heels, make-up, a sexy wiggle and flirtatious manner, beautiful long red nails and gorgeous, long perfectly styled hair. I so want to be a sexy secretary. I've got the skills to be one too but there don't seem to be many job adverts for tranny secretaries. I'd do all my work highly efficiently and then crawl into my boss's office on all fours with paper work between my teeth just like Maggie Gyllenhaal in the film Secretary. My Boss would beckon me over and I'd place the completed work on the desk and she'd lift up her skirt to reveal no panties and command me to worship her pussy. Or he'd beckon me over and demand I suck his cock dry while he completes a business deal on the phone. Or she'd beckon me over and lift up her skirt to reveal no panties covering her enormous shemale cock. Mmmmmmm...